Friday, 29 November 2013

Things I've Learnt From Emily Park


Emily Park is one of my best friends, our friendship is based mostly around tap-dancing penguins, fajitas and the fact that we are both unlikely hip-hop enthusiasts. I have meant to write this blog post for awhile and now that I haven't blogged in a little while is the time for it. So here are the things I've learnt from the one and only Emily Park.

1. Contrary to popular belief having a wardrobe of entirely white clothing is totally sustainable; even when you have a fajita fuelled life.

2. Just because a person owns 5 cats it does not mean that they will appreciate additional cat items. Cat items include: jumpers with cats on, cat calendars, cat pens, cat notebooks etc. etc. HOWEVER, unicorn horns for the current cats are totally accepted.

3. No matter how little time you have in your day there is always time for an emergency fajita break.

4. There are stringent criteria for people you can talk to on a night out, ones who look like Anakin Sykwalker and ones who are trained in restraint are two key types of people.

5. When you lose your cat and he eventually returns the only appropriate response is to lift him above your head and sing The Circle of Life.

6. It is perfectly acceptable for our friendship to be fuelled by the fact we have mutual anger about the way most things in the world work.

7. Unicorn is an appropriate colour adjective. It is most often used in the context of nail varnishes, as in the colour resembles a variety of nail varnish a unicorn would wear.

8. It is acceptable to get a McDonald's Happy Meal on your way home from a night out but you must put vodka into the drink...

9. There is no sadness that cannot be solved by DJ Flula videos.

10. Everyone needs someone to sit through 6 hours of hip-hop dance-offs with.

Bet you're all secretly jealous that she isn't your friend!

Hannah x
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, UK


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